Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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