i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I pour the whiskey from now on
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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