what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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