So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We left an ass print on the piano.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
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