i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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