she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize