Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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