Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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