oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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