Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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