dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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