We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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