Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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