it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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