There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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