tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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