I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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