wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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