im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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