She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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