so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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