You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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