Pants 0. Shit 1.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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