We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize