Small penises have feelings too.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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