is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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