She announced her abortion via fbk
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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