I just pynch a tree in the face
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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