Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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