Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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