there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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