i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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