Can Purell be used as lube?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
