I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
