Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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