It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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