whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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