I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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