is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The uberlube is also flammable
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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