I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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