Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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