She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I have demons in me.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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