Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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