1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Randomize
