Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize