Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I need a burrito and a hug.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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