it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Randomize
