shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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