how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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