Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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