Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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