halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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